Why He’s Hot:
- He’s Kirk Hammett of Metallica, goddamnit! And nothing else is hotter then being 1/4th of the biggest Metal band in the world.He’s not the typical sexy, but he is very versatile. He went from baby faced cute in the early 80s, to extremely sexy in the 90s to the DILF now.
- He’s fucking talented. Have you heard a Metallica solo? He plays lead guitar for the band. Lead guitarists are known for their stage presence and the speed of their fingers. What is it with a guy and a guitar anyways?
- He’s a sexy ass vegetarian.Not only does he expose his love for guitar on stage,but off-stage he shares his love for animals and eats healthy.He has two dogs,horses and used to own a cat!
- He cut out drugs and alcohol for surfing.Who wouldn’t want a guy who likes to ride the waves ?
- He’s an open bisexual. He bashes how homophobic metal music can be, and even made out with Lars,the drummer of Metallica. Do I even have to explain how hot it is for a man to be so open about his sexuality let alone explain how hot he is in general? Goddamn!

